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500+
Mango Varieties
40%
World Supply from India
300yr
A Mango Tree Can Live
#1
Most Eaten Fruit on Earth
3
Countries Claim It as National Fruit
Wild Knowledge

Mango Facts That Will Break Your Brain

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Mangos Are Basically Poison Ivy's Cousin

Mangos belong to the family Anacardiaceae โ€” the same family as poison ivy and poison sumac. Mango skin contains urushiol, the very same chemical that makes poison ivy so itchy. The mango fruit said "hold my beer."

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Mangos Float. Yes, Really.

Toss a mango in water โ€” it floats. Scientists call this "being less dense than water." We call it a fun party trick that nobody asked for but everybody needed.

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The Tree That Outlives Your Great-Great-Grandkids

A mango tree can live and produce fruit for over 300 years. That means a mango tree planted today will still be flexing on future generations in the year 2325.

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Cows Can't Handle The Leaves

Mango leaves are toxic to livestock. The mango has beef with beef. If you were hoping to feed your cow a mango leaf salad, consider this your PSA.

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Three Countries, One King

India, Pakistan, AND the Philippines have all claimed the mango as their national fruit. Nobody agreed to share the title. Diplomatic chaos. The mango remains unbothered.

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The Word "Mango" Has Ancient Roots

The word "mango" comes from the Tamil word mฤแน…kฤy (เฎฎเฎพเฎ™เฏเฎ•เฎพเฎฏเฏ). Portuguese traders picked it up in the 1500s as manga, and the rest is history. Tamil speakers were ahead of the curve, as usual.

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The Pit Is Hiding a Secret

That big flat pit inside a mango is called a "stone." And inside that stone is a single seed. It's a fruit within a stone within a fruit situation. Mango said: nested data structures.

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Humanity's Oldest Fruit Relationship

Mangos have been cultivated in South Asia for over 5,000 years. That's right โ€” humans were eating mangos before the Egyptian pyramids were built. We didn't deserve mangos then and we barely deserve them now.

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There Are 500+ Types and You've Had Maybe 3

There are over 500 documented mango varieties. The average Western grocery store stocks one: Tommy Atkins โ€” widely considered the worst one. You have been robbed. Seek justice.

Official Ranking

The Definitive Mango Tier List

These rankings are objective, scientific, and not up for debate. Any disagreement will be handled in the comments section of a fruit forum.

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๐Ÿ‘‘ Alphonso (Hapus)
๐Ÿ† Ataulfo (Honey/Champagne)
โœจ Kesar
A
๐Ÿ”ฅ Kent
๐Ÿ˜ Carabao (Manila)
๐Ÿ‘Œ Keitt
๐Ÿ’ฏ Nam Dok Mai
B
๐Ÿ˜Š Haden
๐Ÿ™‚ Palmer
๐Ÿ‘ Edward
๐Ÿซก Irwin
C
๐Ÿ˜ Francis
๐Ÿคท Sensation
๐Ÿ˜‘ Valencia Pride
D
๐Ÿ˜ถ Tommy Atkins
๐Ÿ’€ The One From a Gas Station

* Tommy Atkins apologists may send complaints to /dev/null. The Alphonso mango did not come here to lose.

Wisdom

Mango Quotes Throughout History

"In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. But first, share a mango."
โ€” Kahlil Gibran (probably)
"I have a dream that one day every grocery store in America will stock Alphonso mangos and not just Tommy Atkins."
โ€” Martin Luther King Jr. (not actually, but spiritually)
"The mango is the king of fruits. The banana is merely a minister."
โ€” Ancient Proverb (made up just now)
"Give a man a mango, feed him for a day. Plant a mango tree, feed his great-great-grandchildren for 300 years."
โ€” Someone's grandmother, probably
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the fields โ€” but we shall never surrender our mangos."
โ€” Winston Churchill (the mango remix)
"To be or not to be is the wrong question. The right question is: fresh mango or dried mango?"
โ€” Shakespeare (alternative cut)
Meme Gallery

Hot Mango Memes

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ๐Ÿซก "PINEAPPLE IS BETTER THAN MANGO"
Shocked Pikachu Energy The audacity. The disrespect. The complete lack of taste buds.
GROCERY STORE MANGO: ๐Ÿ˜ ALPHONSO MANGO:
Two Buttons Every Western grocery store: "We have mango!" What they actually have: sadness.
ME CUTTING A MANGO ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฅญ VS. MY ACTUAL KITCHEN
The Mango Pit Struggle is Real Estimated mango: 80% fruit. Actual mango: 40% pit, 30% stringy bits, 20% mango juice on ceiling, 10% fruit.
INDIA PRODUCING 40% OF ALL MANGOS: ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED:
Absolute Mango Dominance India understood the assignment in 3000 BCE and never stopped.
MANGO SKIN: Contains urushiol ๐ŸคŒโ˜ ๏ธ ME, EATING THE SKIN ANYWAY:
No Risk, No Mango Technically the same chemical as poison ivy. Worth it every time. No notes.
A MANGO TREE PLANTED TODAY ๐ŸŒณโณ๐Ÿฅญ STILL FRUITING IN THE YEAR 2325
Generational Wealth, But Make It Fruit Your legacy could be a mango tree. Think about that.
Democracy

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